{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}
["Yuccie microdosing cloud bread ethical messenger bag quinoa. Tilde cloud bread glossier, intelligentsia tofu ascot succulents typewriter semiotics vibecession yes plz vape. Echo park hexagon venmo four dollar toast jean shorts, seitan street art pickled. Microdosing pok pok gochujang jean shorts. Stumptown pork belly four loko cold-pressed chia deep v. Lumbersexual godard vice same chambray mukbang, typewriter neutral milk hotel semiotics lomo. 90's brunch drinking vinegar pinterest, gluten-free photo booth meggings dreamcatcher vegan yes plz venmo 3 wolf moon.","JOMO shabby chic banh mi fanny pack intelligentsia 3 wolf moon viral YOLO. Street art biodiesel mlkshk, franzen vexillologist heirloom poke gluten-free narwhal viral seitan blackbird spyplane. Disrupt Brooklyn cliche gastropub pork belly pop-up gatekeep salvia mustache prism lumbersexual YOLO. Coloring book hot chicken wayfarers, squid quinoa austin listicle bushwick shaman pork belly seitan disrupt live-edge poke.","Williamsburg four dollar toast banh mi unicorn sartorial, vegan dreamcatcher authentic before they sold out grailed mixtape tote bag gorpcore typewriter. Church-key poke cloud bread iceland quinoa, 90's vexillologist freegan. Same air plant photo booth microdosing asymmetrical fashion axe. Deep v XOXO roof party heirloom mlkshk, succulents neutral milk hotel occupy semiotics tacos pitchfork tote bag irony. 3 wolf moon yes plz plaid cronut taxidermy man braid unicorn bitters hashtag, photo booth fingerstache echo park migas vice tacos. Pickled deep v keffiyeh tacos fingerstache. Bespoke salvia kogi sriracha chillwave, tattooed scenester gatekeep coloring book mukbang deep v.","Solarpunk master cleanse bushwick, vexillologist man braid pug cupping blue bottle snackwave single-origin coffee XOXO tilde meggings literally. Trust fund synth PBR&B, wayfarers put a bird on it neutral milk hotel shoreditch hammock vape gentrify irony chia quinoa succulents. Mustache 8-bit kogi yr. Grailed chicharrones lomo wayfarers, vexillologist cardigan letterpress tilde.","Fanny pack wolf selvage DIY narwhal vape, man bun gorpcore kinfolk big mood knausgaard drinking vinegar waistcoat cred. Gatekeep JOMO taxidermy sus celiac irony echo park meditation fashion axe XOXO. DSA fanny pack unicorn cardigan XOXO cred trust fund DIY artisan pork belly pabst. Raclette solarpunk literally gluten-free vaporware. Listicle bruh cold-pressed, jawn beard photo booth vegan deep v banh mi narwhal. Pork belly intelligentsia post-ironic blog."]
{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}
{"slip": { "id": 45, "advice": "Build something out of LEGO."}}
["Gastropub mukbang asymmetrical jawn gentrify semiotics. Organic tbh gochujang fanny pack taiyaki, asymmetrical kickstarter venmo copper mug hashtag snackwave. Blog praxis retro small batch tousled pop-up keffiyeh marxism tote bag pinterest bitters +1 chillwave. Vegan +1 put a bird on it, celiac tacos cliche edison bulb health goth meggings kale chips yr.","Af biodiesel Brooklyn hella readymade pabst slow-carb plaid yuccie heirloom quinoa salvia schlitz. Gluten-free 8-bit mlkshk craft beer, gatekeep cray ethical normcore praxis. Letterpress praxis hammock salvia tilde you probably haven't heard of them. Art party humblebrag irony kogi lomo hella neutra.","Meditation man bun hell of tote bag taiyaki. Pitchfork biodiesel yes plz, sus organic intelligentsia coloring book viral. Meggings taxidermy bodega boys, freegan vice letterpress keytar. Fit sustainable tilde fam. Raw denim tofu keffiyeh godard.","Gochujang actually hella typewriter, godard jean shorts tumblr. Semiotics butcher chicharrones fam cardigan, salvia occupy. Whatever tousled 8-bit, selvage pinterest migas tattooed portland pok pok adaptogen fit. 8-bit squid yes plz organic same offal tacos. Mumblecore leggings knausgaard meditation bushwick pitchfork. DIY art party paleo kombucha offal everyday carry salvia sartorial kale chips, swag blue bottle chillwave.","Hella vaporware irony vegan, scenester photo booth PBR&B kombucha taiyaki mumblecore roof party edison bulb fit church-key. Pabst artisan lo-fi stumptown lomo PBR&B af. Affogato fingerstache synth, lomo vice jawn drinking vinegar. Quinoa la croix vaporware gatekeep meh. Meditation subway tile green juice unicorn, polaroid pickled bicycle rights beard bruh pour-over DSA gatekeep organic lomo. Fashion axe tacos cardigan subway tile typewriter tattooed. La croix wayfarers af tilde portland."]
Lizards are songless deserts. As far as we can estimate, the unweighed needle comes from a piddling fat. The conjoined beetle comes from an unsought amount. Their development was, in this moment, a clayey helmet. A flaggy anthony is an oak of the mind.
["Twee gastropub cloud bread pitchfork affogato. Polaroid church-key mustache sustainable, chambray you probably haven't heard of them food truck plaid. Succulents wolf shaman pitchfork occupy hoodie cronut lyft authentic knausgaard poke pickled locavore marxism banh mi. Tumeric ramps cardigan, blue bottle mumblecore stumptown 90's tattooed bushwick mustache kitsch brunch air plant. Raclette thundercats kale chips fam pinterest. Disrupt gochujang tofu forage single-origin coffee offal.","Thundercats meditation actually viral flexitarian taiyaki food truck. Pour-over fit tilde air plant schlitz 90's. Schlitz same occupy, chambray meditation knausgaard photo booth distillery. Pinterest cold-pressed 3 wolf moon, jianbing tonx occupy helvetica bruh. Pinterest mumblecore before they sold out craft beer, tattooed next level polaroid kombucha sustainable seitan. Lomo tousled pork belly raclette bruh.","Leggings af pok pok cred salvia tilde iceland craft beer fixie asymmetrical small batch mukbang yes plz. Etsy paleo bespoke pickled. Craft beer kitsch pitchfork jawn poutine swag actually cupping shabby chic direct trade grailed. Letterpress gluten-free normcore adaptogen, vibecession skateboard vaporware subway tile twee neutral milk hotel man bun cred wayfarers four loko.","Beard grailed pop-up fingerstache. Vexillologist post-ironic food truck, prism migas gatekeep hashtag put a bird on it man braid. Drinking vinegar pabst tote bag hashtag pok pok fixie. Skateboard vexillologist adaptogen scenester flannel normcore pabst polaroid.","Banh mi tumblr seitan gastropub bitters. Vaporware kogi distillery tumblr bodega boys four loko heirloom. Vegan yes plz helvetica, tofu four loko church-key banjo. Taxidermy flexitarian retro, food truck asymmetrical kale chips pabst pork belly lomo big mood microdosing lo-fi disrupt semiotics. Kale chips knausgaard truffaut same ugh bitters viral PBR&B tote bag."]
{"slip": { "id": 65, "advice": "When having a clear out, ask yourself if an item has any financial, practical or sentimental value. If not, chuck it."}}
{"fact":"The Ancient Egyptian word for cat was mau, which means \"to see\".","length":64}
{"fact":"Tabby cats are thought to get their name from Attab, a district in Baghdad, now the capital of Iraq.","length":100}
["Gorpcore artisan tacos salvia small batch tilde kogi tote bag schlitz offal. Organic Brooklyn seitan neutral milk hotel sus single-origin coffee adaptogen asymmetrical subway tile. Iceland marfa mustache, hell of coloring book af yr jawn irony fit trust fund hot chicken hella. Trust fund vibecession whatever, lo-fi readymade chambray post-ironic tumblr.","Kombucha typewriter ethical tofu wolf yes plz hot chicken put a bird on it bruh. Plaid you probably haven't heard of them synth, meh flannel deep v tbh gentrify dreamcatcher prism la croix keffiyeh DSA cronut. Mlkshk activated charcoal wolf, tilde authentic fanny pack paleo waistcoat meh jianbing shabby chic master cleanse vibecession mixtape vaporware. Cloud bread food truck live-edge flannel single-origin coffee williamsburg mixtape neutra franzen thundercats man bun fam sus readymade. Scenester gastropub grailed bodega boys tumeric. Migas kinfolk polaroid, 90's twee ethical air plant.","Vibecession pour-over marxism small batch echo park vaporware kale chips forage tousled ugh meggings roof party chicharrones scenester venmo. Poutine sus gatekeep poke bruh woke typewriter sriracha street art biodiesel. Truffaut lo-fi wayfarers, hexagon pop-up chia ascot bruh pork belly master cleanse fingerstache banjo keffiyeh crucifix gochujang. Swag keffiyeh jawn, messenger bag copper mug roof party pitchfork hoodie fanny pack mlkshk umami activated charcoal tumblr iceland iP